Some summaries collected from the FFX and Eragon sections of ffn...comments in italics.

( It's like unwrapping a present full of poor decisions. )

Word of the day, kids: Skank

I'd like to thank fanfiction.net ahead of time, because after doing that search, I will no longer be able to form complete sentences.

Sporking is in bold.

( Oh Gods.... )

From a summary that made me go, "Buuuuh?"

"It was a story that goes way back. Auron and Lulu did not forsee what was instored for them in the future when they first met ten years ago."

Unfortunately (or fortunately for us!) writers never cease to mix up words. I have delved into the Pit again, and am bringing you some new examples of words which are not what the writers think they are... If you have missed the previous 4 installments, you can find them by clicking on the bad!fictionary tag.

( Savouring chic violas! )

 http://ff.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544185454

Sporky spork in italics.

[A bit longer than my usual stores. Enjoy.]

[In this chapter Rinoa is raped by Yuna. I'll put up the others in later...after Tifa and Aerith fuck each other while Yuna rapes Rin!]

You can tell just from the authors note that this is going to be... Special...

A peeping tom she ( Read more... )

Sup, ya'll. I've been poking around FF.net looking for stuff to spork (Why yes, I am lame and self-destructive enough that I specifically look for badfic), and I thought I'd share some interesting titles and summaries I came across. Titles and summaries are in italics, sporking is in bold.

( Summaries beneath cut. )

I thought I found this here but apparently not, it's pure wtf.

The Summary: Auron's encounter with a dark fiend turns into more then a fight for his life, it's now a battle for his virginity and diginty ( Read more... )